Squeaky Clean

There's always a newsfeed that appears on top in my gmail inbox and I usually click on bits I'd like to know more about. Recently there was a piece on some urinal thief in some part of the world. I obviously did not click on the link to learn the details.

Just that the way the final chapter to the urinal thief story was worded made me laugh at its suggested silliness. The newsfeed reads, "Urinal thief comes out clean."

It makes me picture a urinal thief that keeps a bottle of hand sanitizer handy on him in case things get messy. What an immaculate sense of cleanliness. What utter cornball.