Humbug.

For sheer girly-girl reasons, I've voluntarily reduced myself to try growing my nails. I don't know how most girls do this. I mean, I can't let my hands look like starfish with each fingernail of a separate length. Last week I trimmed all my fingernails and toenails since I broke one fingernail and couldn't bear to trim one and leave the rest long(er). Ikh.