The Damage Has Been Done

I faced Abu front and center to show him my eyes as I hadn't met him since my PRK surgery. Abu was one to really dislike my contact lenses and amongst his many reasons was a classic one that my eyes looked even more large and strained when I had my contacts on.
So there I was at the airport, waiting for my luggage to arrive on the conveyor belt. I faced him to show him my eyes and jokingly told him that I discovered that my eyes are truly large even without the contact lenses.
To which Abu solemnly replied that it was merely because the lenses had already made my eyes large even before my surgery and nothing can be done to reverse the process.
Sigh.