Beauty Spots

Finished China Chowk wali movie in less than 7 minutes I think.

WHY in all these kab ke bichray, jurrwa movies do both twins, who led separate childhoods in varied environments, BOTH grow up to be stunners? Why can't one be a hottie and the other resemble a blue whale, EVER? Argh!

Terms of Speaking

in·ca·pac·i·tate ĭn'kə-pās'ĭ-tāt')  
tr.v.   in·ca·pac·i·tat·ed, in·ca·pac·i·tat·ing, in·ca·pac·i·tates 

1. To deprive of strength or ability; disable.
2. To make legally ineligible; disqualify.

inca·paci·tation n.

To watch The Big Bang Theory without Ryz and still find humor in it.

What Are the Odds!

So I've covered every possible surface area in the bathroom with detergent and have put on my gloves and dampened the sponge to make the place sparkly clean and while I'm rigorously scrubbing away, thinking I'll be done in no time at all, that is the point where my nose starts to itch. So much so that I crave a sandpaper post nearby so I can get rid of the itch and get on with it already.

You Can't Have One Without the Other

Sometimes I feel that Lima and I would've been married if one of us were a guy.